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// Repo Babysitter
Babysat the codebase when it was literally just a bunch of if-statements in a trench coat. Fixed the memory leaks that were melting the server.
// Chief Meme Officer
Will literally break production if it means making a feature 10% funnier. Cannot be stopped.
// Fresh Recruit
Freshly promoted yesterday. Already asked for the .env file in the public chat.
// The Code Auditor
Didn't write code but was more of an auditor. Dropped clutch code snippets in chat to fix stuff when they broke.
// Professional Tester
Didn't touch repo once but always tested the bot.
// Professional Pessimist
Looks at a PR and instantly knows it will cause a segmentation fault. Nobody listens to him until prod goes down.